Yikes!!

Conversation I had with myself while on my ride tonight
*the sound of a large dog barking behind me*
Oh Crap! Don't look back! Don't look back! Pedal faster! OMG! Wind give me a break I'm about to be in trouble here! Must pedal faster!
*the sounds of the large dog's barking getting closer*
Shit! I'm gonna get bit! This is gonna hurt, a lot! Crap! Crap! Crap! Wind stop blowing so hard so I can get away!
*bracing for the pain as the large dog has just about caught up to me and is sure to bite me at any second*
What do I do? I don't want my leg torn up? Don't cry after, Anthony won't be able to understand you so he can come get you. Brace yourself!
*large German Shepherd barking madly out the car window as he passes by*
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! OMG I am so glad he was in a car! He was huge! I would have lost some leg! FOCUS! Pay attention to the road or you'll lose more than leg! Stupid wind, I hate wind!

This is what I thought was behind me - minus the leash!