ACK!!

Sitting here quietly reading my email, minding my own business, when suddenly there is a huge cockroach on the right side of my monitor!

Jumped up, screamed, tripped over things that weren't in the way, ran to the garage to get the Raid
Got back, out of breath, filled with anxiety cuz what if it flies at me...got no further than the doorway to the computer room and instantly felt ridiculous.
No no, not for being afraid of the roach - for being afraid of the roach in the Orkin ad running on the right side of my computer screen!

That's right, no real bug!
*angrily shakes fist in the air* Damn you and your ads Comcast!